The other day I was talking to my knee. To my right knee. We spoke of many things that needed to be spoken of. And we spoke of some things that didn't need to be spoken of. Then I smoked a cigarette. I would have offered one to my knee, but it doesn't smoke. It tried smoking once, but it didn't work. For one thing, it doesn't have a mouth to hold the cigarette in. Actually that one thing is the only thing that's kept it from smoking. If it did have a mouth, it would definitely smoke. It would smoke a lot I can tell you that. You see it doesn't have to worry about lung cancer because it doesn't have any lungs. That got me thinking: what if my